When people say, 'I couldn't foster because it would be to hard to give a dog up' We say 'How can it be harder than knowing a dog died because no foster home stepped up?' and that's why we do it time and time again.
A Dog's Prayer: "Treat me kindly, my beloved friend, for no heart in the entire world is more grateful for your kindness than mine. Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up as punishment. After all, you have your job, your friends and your entertainment. I only have you."

January 29, 2011

A list of dog breeds you probably won't meet

Dog Breeds That Just Didn't Make It

  • Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
  • Spitz + Chow Chow - Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
  • Bloodhound + Borzoi - Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
  • Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  • Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier - Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund - Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  • Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever - Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound - Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  • Terrier + Bulldog - Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Bloodhound + Labrador - Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  • Malamute + Pointer - Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matteranyway
  • Collie + Malamute - Commute, a dog that travels to work
  • Deerhound + Terrier - Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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  1. dog foodApril 18, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    Very funny. With a lot of hybrid dogs I can even remember them all.

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